6 Survival Tips for Parenting Toddlers
Parenting toddlers is a unique experience that can range from hilarious to frustrating in a matter of seconds. One minute, your little one might be giggling at a silly joke, and the next, they're
throwing a tantrum because you didn't cut their toast into perfect triangles. Here are some tips for surviving and thriving as a parent of a toddler.
Embrace the chaos
Toddlers are unpredictable, and their moods can change in an instant. One minute they're playing nicely, and the next, they're throwing toys at each other. As a parent, you have to learn to embrace the chaos and go with the flow. Don't try to control every situation, because you'll just end up frustrated. Instead, take a deep breath and remind yourself that this too shall pass. And if you are one of those assholes who describe themselves as a "Type A" person, well, you're screwed!
2. Keep your sense of humour
Parenting a toddler can be stressful, but it can also be hilarious. Toddlers say and do the funniest things, and it's important to keep your sense of humour. Laugh at their silly jokes (most will be about farts, bums, wee or poo), play their stupid games and dance like nobody's watching. It's amazing how much better you'll feel when you're laughing and having fun with your toddler.
3. Be prepared for anything
Toddlers are like little tornadoes. They can turn a
tidy room into a disaster zone in seconds. They'll spill things, break things, and get into everything. As a parent, you have to be prepared for anything. Always carry a spare change of clothes, a few snacks, and some wet wipes. If you're going out in public, bring a few toys or activities to keep your toddler entertained. And if they're being particularly awful in public, tell any judgmental onlookers that you are the babysitter.
4. Give them choices
Toddlers love to be independent, but they're not always capable of making big decisions. So, give them choices instead. For example, ask them if they want to wear the red shirt or the blue shirt. Let them choose which book to read or which toy to play with. By giving them choices, you're helping them develop their decision-making skills and giving them a sense of control. But don't let them have too many choices, or they will wear shorts on their head and live on a diet of dry cereal and crackers.
5. Stick to a routine
Toddlers thrive on routine. They like to know what's going to happen next, and it helps them feel secure. So, stick to a routine as much as possible. Have set times for meals, naps, and bedtime. And if you're going to deviate from the routine, give your toddler plenty of warning so they can prepare themselves.
6. Don't take it personally
Toddlers can be moody, and sometimes they'll lash out at you for no reason. They might hit, kick, or bite, and it can be hard not to take it personally. But remember, they're not doing it to hurt you. They're still learning how to manage their emotions and communicate their feelings. So, take a deep breath, give them a hug, and remind yourself that this is just a phase. Then curse them under your breath when they are not listening. It's cathartic. Just make sure they don't hear you or they'll be bitching about you to their therapist when they're an adult.
Parenting a toddler is like riding a rollercoaster. It can be exhilarating, scary, and full of surprises. But with a little bit of humour, preparation, and patience, you can make the most of this crazy ride. Just remember, one day they will grow up. They will still be annoying AF, but without the cuteness that makes it much more bearable.